Hopeless Optimist T-Shirts

"Well, at least things can't get any worse..."

Back to work...

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Happiness

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'