Hopeless Optimist Mugs

"Well, at least things can't get any worse..."

Back to work...

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Happiness

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'