Optimist In Disguise T-Shirts

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

That shows business confidence.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."