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"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You lifted your head.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Baby Bear.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

How I met your mother

Reading

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Gag - a graphic novel

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Mephistopheles

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Young Stephen King

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'