Hooked On Philosophy T-Shirts

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"You call this a constitution?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Pastorius wonders why.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Zenemies.

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"