Hooked On Philosophy Pillows

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

reincarnated worm...

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

Pastorius wonders why.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"You call this a constitution?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Zenemies.

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"