Hooked On Cooking Pillows

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

Domestic Goddess.

'You lifted your head.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

The First Steak.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'He did it for us.'

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

Plane Yogurt.

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"