Hooked On Crafts Pillows

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'It's more festive-looking!'

Luthier

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

Making Christmas Decorations

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Artisanal Pottery

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Sheep Knitting.

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

William Morris

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

"So you think you can cobble!"

Wildlife crafts

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

Reduced for Quick Sale.

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

Violin Maker

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Knitting

Multiple Orgasms.

En Pointe.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"

Origami hunter hunts origami duck.