Hooked On Crafts Pillows

Latch Hook...

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'It's more festive-looking!'

Luthier

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Artisanal Pottery

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Making Christmas Decorations

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Sheep Knitting.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

" know a bargain when I see one!"

William Morris

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"So you think you can cobble!"

Violin Maker

Wildlife crafts

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

Reduced for Quick Sale.

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.

Multiple Orgasms.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

En Pointe.

Knitting

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"