Hook-free Advocate Pillows

Use no hooks.

"Smokey The Tree"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Animal cosmetic testing

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Oi! '

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"We seem to be the only animals here."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.