Hoofed Heartthrobs Pillows

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cupid

Broadway Moosical.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

A thief steals a heart

"And now a correction: Portions of last night's story on diving mules which were read with an air of ironic detachment should actually have been presented with earnest concern."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"

'He's a lousy horseshoer and he's ruining your horse's feet,...

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

"That's my personal most wanted list."

Watering a plant with tears

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

"Honk if you know Jesus."

"I grew up on a farm. In fact, I learned to ride a horse before I could walk!"

"After the traditional service make sure you replace the styrofoam coffee cups with paper ones with the fancy sleeves before the contemporary service people arrive."

Hipster trend headquarters

'I don't date them until they have a free bus pass - saves money on a night out...'

Groom teling visitors about an erratic horse