Heartthrobs Pillows

Cupid

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

Hypocrisy about poverty

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

Heart Health Levels

"And now a correction: Portions of last night's story on diving mules which were read with an air of ironic detachment should actually have been presented with earnest concern."

State of the Union

Coastguard

Anti-immigrant discourse

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"Cardiac day patients?"

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

Stethoscope

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Woman has the world on her shoulders

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

"I'm afraid there is no cheaper, generic version of a triple bypass."

"That's my personal most wanted list."

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

Wanderer dropping phone above the sea of fog

'You're welcome, Ma'am! Besides, this is on my way!'

Syria

'He's gone off me-he had a FULL tank!'

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

Increasing world population

'The affirmation of one's own life, happiness, growth, freedom, is rooted in one's capacity to love.'

Save the Whales

"After the traditional service make sure you replace the styrofoam coffee cups with paper ones with the fancy sleeves before the contemporary service people arrive."

Hipster trend headquarters