Honour Defender Pillows

"I was fighting for her honour, but she insisted on keeping it."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Summa cum latte.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'How long did you try before calling?'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Human Rights

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

The Puck Stops Here.

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

Goalie Wall.

"It's your turn, kid."

You look like a team player. I like that!

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Army general with a support for his medals.

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

"It's important to be authentic"

I love hockey!

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

Mat Trick

How was your college tour? Good. Now I need straight A's and 375 extracurriculars to get in. You're exaggerating. Easy for you to say. You've got a 4.0. Yeah, but

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

Canadian Jesus

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

"Oh look, how utterly ridiculous - you're on the honours list!"

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

Door to door salesman sees sign: 'We have everything.'

Pest Control