Honour Defender Pillows

"I was fighting for her honour, but she insisted on keeping it."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'How long did you try before calling?'

Human Rights

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

Goalie Wall.

"It's your turn, kid."

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

You look like a team player. I like that!

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Army general with a support for his medals.

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

Canadian Jesus

I love hockey!

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

"Oh look, how utterly ridiculous - you're on the honours list!"

Pest Control

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

Door to door salesman sees sign: 'We have everything.'

"Are there people who don't live in London?"