Kingdom Defender Pillows

"Don't give me this stupid 'Renaissance' stuff! - The Middle Ages were good enough for my father and they're good enough for me!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"It's not easy being green…"

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

Art Theft

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

Save the Cacti.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

"I was going to go swimming, but the ocean is too crowded."