Honor Guardians T-Shirts

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

US Capitol Building Toppled

"It's trickle down."

Beefeater

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Beekeeping 101

Deer Crossing.

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"But is it Organic?"

"Have they no shame?"

Greece Burns

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

"Aren't you worried about what my parents, relatives, and neighbors will think about this school if you only give me an A-?"

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

'Should you be doing that?'

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

"He intends to die with dignity. He desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"My mum is very smart: she made sure Dad didn't sneak weasel words into the wedding vows..."

Beefeater

A climate sceptic gets warmed up...

"Patience, oor wullie, patience!"

"I notice Desmond has become a solar bear."

"You said you didn't want to see another bad report card so you'd better wear this blindfold."