Honor Guardians Mugs

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"It's trickle down."

Beefeater

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Beekeeping 101

Deer Crossing.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"But is it Organic?"

"Have they no shame?"

Greece Burns

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

"Aren't you worried about what my parents, relatives, and neighbors will think about this school if you only give me an A-?"

I was going to make you a rich woman, but you're done. Fine with me. I don't care what percentage I'll get. I won't let you play with my reputation. I won't let you trade in fake scandal. Perfect. What? We got your anger on videotape. Your redemption is complete. You're back on the air. Even my head is spinning.

'Should you be doing that?'

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

Beefeater

A climate sceptic gets warmed up...

"My mum is very smart: she made sure Dad didn't sneak weasel words into the wedding vows..."

"He intends to die with dignity. He desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Patience, oor wullie, patience!"

"I notice Desmond has become a solar bear."