Homey Humor Lover Prints

'Do you suppose they want us to leave?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Mulch madness"

Yard Sale

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"The blow drier is broken."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

'How many times do I have to tell you about putting the toilet seat back up?'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Search for Missing Socks

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Certainly you may come in for a drink. You live here.'

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Carpet Cows

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

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