Homework Houdini Gifts

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'I plead guilty.'

"Okay, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Ok, Kevin, tell me why the Russians would want to hack your homework?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"How was work?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'