Homework Horror Story Collector Prints

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Cat Frankenstein

Bram Stoker

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'You complete me.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Young Stephen King

Edgar Allan Poe

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

CS573351

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Vampire Family Photos...

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Night of the Living Reindeer

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'I never want to see you again.'

Charging Station

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"Blood bank robbery...you?"