Homework Horror Story Collector Mugs

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Cat Frankenstein

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'You complete me.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Young Stephen King

Edgar Allan Poe

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

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Vampire Family Photos...

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'I never want to see you again.'

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.