Homeward Bound Enthusiast Pillows

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How am I abducting?

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Be open to help.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"I'm going in."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

The end of innocence

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Thames Pizza

You're my Statue of Liberty

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Road Kill Cafe.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Couple ignoring each other with spatnav on facia.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"You're gonna need a bigger boater."