Homeopathy Enthusiast Pillows

"May I ask you, Miss Howre, what made you select a homeopathic attorney?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

'And so, Ladies and Germs, I conclude that we must promote homeopathy! This may be our best chance to wipe out the human race since the glory days of the Black Plague.'

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Alternative medicine

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'I was hoping you could fix it with homeopathy.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

Chicken Soup

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."