Homeopath Pillows

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'I was hoping you could fix it with homeopathy.'

'Following our homeopathic principles, the less evidence there is that it works. The stronger the proof.'

'One of the great things about homeopathy is that because the remedies don't actually do anything there's no need to worry about nasty side effects.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'This is probably the first person to have died from a homeopathy overdose... '

"Our main medical therapy is homeopathy for us and our pets."

Homeopathy rip off

'As a homeopath I'm extremely diluted!'

'Have you tried a homeopathic mechanic?'

Homeopathic trousers.

"Sorry sir, homeopathic medicine doesn't work on everything."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.