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"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'll take it!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Doulton Canada Geese

The quarantine self cut.

Choosing What To Wear.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Dying your hair red at home

'We have to talk.'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

A scalf of sloanes

Homeless man offering haircutting services.