Homeland Security Expert Pillows

Alejandro Mayorkas

The Anti-Agent

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Pull the udder one

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

CCTV in church.

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

The Costs Of Doing War.

How to create a password you can remember...

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The world of surveillance.

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Eurocopa 2016

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

"My mom the security expert never trusted me. She'd never tell me her maiden name."

US Camouflage School