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Alejandro Mayorkas

The Anti-Agent

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

Pull the udder one

Statue of Security

CCTV in church.

Nuclear Security Summit

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Dictator, Interrupted

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

The world of surveillance.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Eurocopa 2016

"My mom the security expert never trusted me. She'd never tell me her maiden name."