Homecooked Meal Critic T-Shirts

"How long have we been married?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'My wife can cook anything I want. But then I don't want it.'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Woman looks at frozen ready meal and says to man: 'You may have bought them from the corner shop, but that doesn't mean they're 'locally-sourced'.'

Mom's Restaurant - things you like, things you hate, leftovers.

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

"Darling, you're going to have to text our son to ask if he wants some potatoes."

Package advice: "Can only help reduce weight by not actually eating it."

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

'The only frozen asset I have is this ready meal...'

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

'You eat it! Your Mother slaved for two minutes cooking that for you in the microwave.'

"Aww, mom, leftunders again?"

Eat at Home Sign

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."

"No, we don't have an UNLIKE button yet for when you don't like what I made for dinner."

"Do you mind if I have my dinner at Dave's? His wife isn't on a diet."

High Definition TV Dinners.

"We had roast beef for dinner tonight...no mom, it's not better than yours!"