Homebound Eccentric Pillows

"Confirm or deny: while working at home you attempted to trap beaver. . . and skunk."

'But I digress...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Newt sale

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Keeping occupied in lockdown

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

octopus knitting a jumper...

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"I spent locked out including my painting."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Teaching from Home

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

Benjamin Britten.

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."

ARchie Smith cartoonist

"These older homes are tricky. You never know what kind of pipes you'll find."

How is the homeschooling going?

'Why are you scratching yourself?'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

Pandemic Pitfall!

"Right now, I'm walking the dog."

101 uses of a dead cat: shoulder pads

'Since he was made redundant he likes to make himself useful around the house.'