Homebody Royals Admirer Pillows

King and Queen in Bathrobes

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"She's been so creative lately."

Dog Walking Services

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Knight Golfing

Pajama Day 743

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Big screen TV.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Knights of the bedside table.

Love is when you watch television together.

The Frog Prince

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Princess Anne

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"