Homebody Royals Admirer Gifts

King and Queen in Bathrobes

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Knight Golfing

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

The Frog Prince

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Love is when you watch television together.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Knights of the bedside table.

Princess Anne