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Though initially enthusiastic about natural childbirth, the Millers felt their midwives took the concept too far.

A midwife holding a baby

Uterus: One size fits all.

South Carolina's War on Women

In the club.

Menopause and the City

May the force be with you

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Spiritual Lives Matter

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

Womb for Kids

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

Breast Feeding in Public

Breastfeeding in public

"Good news. I can extend your maternity leave by two days...Saturday and Sunday."

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

'It's just called breast milk. It doesn't need a fancy brand name.'

Obstetrician's office: Innies and Outies.

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Company is allowed out of Obamacare contraceptive costs...Protesters allowed closer to birth control clinics.

Women's Voices Silenced

"I'm your midwife... the others are just some people I've sold tickets to."

"It's probably for people who don't want kids."

'We give maternity leave on condition you name your baby after our company.'

Louie Gohmert

"I'm running for city council and I'd like to kiss that baby."

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!'