Baby Advocate T-Shirts

"I'm running for city council and I'd like to kiss that baby."

"Foster failure"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Maternity Ward

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'How many fingers do you see?'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Giving Birth

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

Maternity Hospital

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."