Home Tech Whiz Pillows

"Drat - the hackers hit our microwave."

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Mulch madness"

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

Technologies and distance classes

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

The Monitor is going to sleep.