Home Styling Pro Pillows

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Doulton Canada Geese

The quarantine self cut.

Choosing What To Wear.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'Evergreen' my patootie.'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Trampoline Roller Paint

'We have to talk.'