Home Styling Hero Pillows

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

A holiday at home

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Dummies Books.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'