Home Remedy Humorists T-Shirts

"I don't doubt that there's a totally awesome DIY life hack for this, but right now, why don't we just go with a #7 scalpel?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Medicinal plants

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'No it's still not fixed'

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Dummies for Dummies.

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

How to Build a Bungalow

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Carpet Cows

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'