Home Remedy Humorists Prints

"I don't doubt that there's a totally awesome DIY life hack for this, but right now, why don't we just go with a #7 scalpel?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Medicinal plants

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'No it's still not fixed'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

Dummies for Dummies.

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

How to Build a Bungalow

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

Carpet Cows

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.