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Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'No it's still not fixed'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

How to Build a Bungalow

Dog Bookends

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Wallpapering 4

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"So I said 'Would it kill you to do a little yardwork?'"

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"We'll take it."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'