Home Remedy Humorist Prints

"According to medical science, brandy can't cure the common cold!" "Neither can medical science!"

"I couldn't remember if I'm supposed to feed a cold, or starve a cold, so I decided to drown it."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Medicinal plants

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

Dummies for Dummies.

Modern Witch Shoppe

'No it's still not fixed'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

How to Build a Bungalow

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Carpet Cows

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"