Self-help Humorist Prints

'I'm still having self-loathing issues... today I un-friended myself...'

'Encumbered by low self esteem, Raymond takes a job as a speed bump.'

"We don't go to therapists-we just watch them on TV."

Wino, reading book, "The power of positive drinking"

"I asked You, in the nicest possible way, to make me a better person, but apparently You couldn't be bothered."

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"On reflection I think that delegating my life was probably a bad idea."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

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Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Bald man polishing head

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."

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Narcissus

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'Is that the trebuchet?'

!I haven't a clue what they are, but I don't like the look of them."

"I'm at the office party."

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'I hit my thumb with a hammer.' - 'Well, it wouldn't happen if you hold the hammer with both hands.'

Get well soon.