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The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'How's the water skiing?'

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Emigrating to France.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'This is close enough.'

Realty. Remember

G.P.S. For the Home

House hunting is cruel.

'They're playing house.'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."