Home Quester Prints

"So make me an offer."

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The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Captain steering house through flood.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Emigrating to France.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

G.P.S. For the Home

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'They're playing house.'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

House hunting is cruel.

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'This is close enough.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'