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'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

A holiday at home

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Eggshell blue

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Sleeping on the Job

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'This guy's FAST!'

'They had a sale on electric green.'