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"I spent £200 on it, so I just can't throw it out."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

A holiday at home

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Eggshell blue

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Sleeping on the Job

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"