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"I spent £200 on it, so I just can't throw it out."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

A holiday at home

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Eggshell blue

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Sleeping on the Job

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.