Home Improvement Escapee Gifts

"He's making a retirement statement - he's burning all his DIY books."

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A holiday at home

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Mulch madness"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Dummies Books.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Artex cartoon

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

DIY.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Home maintenance