Home Improvement Escapee Mugs

"He's making a retirement statement - he's burning all his DIY books."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Mulch madness"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

A holiday at home

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Quick, press control Z!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Artex cartoon

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

DIY.

Home maintenance