Home Fitness Improviser Gifts

'The only exercise Wendell gets is jogging to the bathroom or kitchen and back so I decided to make it more strenuous for him.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Keep Fit.

The Hammer

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Sport

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

'We added on to the couch.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.