Home Finances Pillows

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Will work for ETFs

Watering Money

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Student Debt

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

IRS tax instructions.