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Elderly couple sits in living room with wall sign that states: God Bless our Reverse Mortgage.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

God bless our home equity line of credit.

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

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Real Estate Personals

Emigrating to France.

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'