Home Entertaining Expert Prints

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Extreme miming"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Canape?

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"5...4...3...2..."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Entertainment systems

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Come dine with me!

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

A family choir

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'