Home Entertainers Prints

'I know more people are having to holiday at home...but do they all have to come to ours.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Children's Parties

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

American Idle.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'There's nothing on.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'3-D TV Kit'

Homo Zapiens

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Cat gets a hole in one

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"